Wednesday, April 30, 2008

HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)

I love word jokes. My coworker has a t-shirt with two squares on it. One is red, the other is blue. The red on is saying to the blue one "you're cool". I laugh every time. Here are some more jokes for you.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Car update: the check engine light turned off on monday, and then promptly turned back on when I went to Orem on Tuesday. I am getting it checked again today. If it keeps turning off, I am going to assume it is the sensor and try replacing that first.

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